Friday, October 24, 2008

FUN FRIDAY..'lil zachary


'LIL ZACHARY WAS DOING POORLY IN MATH...

His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers.

In short, they tried everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first Day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while his mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.

He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an 'A' in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.

She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"

Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

"Well, then," she replied, "Was it the book , the discipline, the structure, or the uniforms?" ~"WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"

Little Zachary looked at her and said,

"Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign...
"I KNEW THEY WERE NOT FOOLING AROUND!"




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14 comments:

Debra said...

Oh Laurie,

Too funny! Poor Zachary! Happy Friday to you, my friend!

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh that's so funny. Thank you so much for joining in the fun. I loved it!
Blessings to you.
Kim

Laurie Ann said...

Too cute! Thanks so much for sharing. Happy Friday!

LauraLee Shaw said...

Oh, this is awesome! As a mama of a child who struggles in math, I seriously laughed at this!

Esthermay Bentley-Goossen said...

Funny! Happy Friday!
... couldn't find an e-mail address on your blog -- so I'm using your comments...(Hope that's okay)
I was so moved by your post yesterday about the message of the Cross. I have made mention of your post on my blog today (10/24) and have linked you.
God Bless your ministry!
Kindest Thoughts,
esthermay

Peggy said...

Oh, poor Zachary! That's hilarious though.

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

My favorite math joke: "I'm an English major ... you do the math."

He And Me + 3 said...

OHHHH! I love it! That was funny! Kids are so awesome!

Michele Williams said...

That's a good one.

Cheri said...

:)

Under the Florida Sun said...

ROFL!! Very cute!!
Just stopping by via the Friday Funnies. Have a blessed weekend.

Denise said...

Thanks for making me laugh today.

Speaking from the Heart said...

How funny!!!

Minister Mamie L. Pack said...

This was very cute! Thanks for sharing. I always love a good laugh.

with blessings,

Minister Mamie