Friday, January 30, 2009

FRIDAY FUNNIES...vacation in Jerusalem

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,

"You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $150.00."

The man thought about it and told the undertaker that he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked him,

"Why would you spend $5,000.00 to send her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and it would only cost $150.00!"

The husband replied,

"Long ago, a man died here, and was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"


FRIDAY FUNNIES is hosted by KIM from HOMESTEADERS HEART. Click HERE to find more laughs today.

"A joyful heart makes a cheerful face, but when
the heart is sad, the spirit is broken." -Prov. 15:13

8 comments:

Beth in NC said...

LOL ... ok, that is just wrong. Ha.

Happy Friday!
Beth

Homesteader in Training said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! I loved it!
Oh my!
Thanks for sharing.
Hugs.
Kim

Sherry said...

LOL! That is too funny!

Have a great weekend!

Laurie Ann said...

LOL!!!!!! I love it! But seriously, wouldn't it be awesome to be buried there and rise to meet Jesus from Jerusalem when He raptures His church?!

Happy Friday!

Cheryl said...

Oh my, wouldn't you know!

Thanks for sharing!

Happy Friday!

Cheryl

betterislittle said...

That one had me laughing out loud! Too funny!

Lois said...

I read this to my husband who got a good chuckle from it.
Lois

Debra said...

Oh Laurie...that is funny! I think! ha! No, it's funny! lol

Happy Friday to you, my friend.