Friday, February 27, 2009

FRIDAY FUNNIES...cosmetic surgery

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HAVING A FACE LIFT OR ANY OTHER KIND OF RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY?

CONSIDER THIS BEFORE YOU
CONSIDER CHANGING YOUR LOOKS...

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded , 'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'

God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'

Consider yourself warned ladies.....
Want more laughs?
A joyful heart makes a cheerful face, but whenthe heart is sad, the spirit is broken." Prov. 15:13

11 comments:

Jennifer said...

Oh, my goodness...I loved it! But, given the opportunity and the MONEY...I'd do it in a heart beat.

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh that was hilarious! LOL!! I am to afraid of needles to ever get anything like that done! Plus now I'd be worried about the Lord recognizing me! LOL.
Happy Friday!

Laurie Ann said...

Bwahahaha! I love it!!! That was too funny, Laurie.

Seriously, don't you know He must be shaking His heavenly head in humor at us, at how we get tucked here and there, do this and that to our bodies, altering the beauty of His creation? Not enhancing, but altering. Oh wow, there's a post. How our bodies can become altars or idols to ourselves. Wowza. Okay, I'm going to start drinking my coffee now.

saleslady371 said...

This is so funny and typical of our society. Have a great day!

Mary Beth said...

Great story! LOVED IT. I don't think I'd ever do a facelift... botox or lipsuction... maybe. LOL

In fact... when I have my c-section with my daughter, my hubby said he walked by the table and saw my 'innards' sitting on top of my chest with all the fat cells in tact. So I told my doctor, "Why don't you suck them out while you are in there?" He laughed. I told him he could do a two for one sugery... c-section - liposuction.

Sounded good to me. LOL

Raise Them Up said...

Oh my goodness! I'm still laughing!

Laurie Ann said...

Thank you so much for your sweet comment and words of wisdom At the Well today. I really appreciate the visit!

Darlene said...

This is funny!! My mom is spending the weekend with me and I read the joke to her and she is laughing!!
Blessings,
Darlene

Anonymous said...

Wow

I forgot to laugh mom. Funny but corny!! :)

Love

Anna marie

Laura said...

Now that is funny!!!

Devita said...

ahahahahhahhah.... that's a good one!!