A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,"You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $150.00."
The man thought about it and told the undertaker that he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked him,
"Why would you spend $5,000.00 to send her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and it would only cost $150.00!"
The husband replied,
"Long ago, a man died here, and was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
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"A joyful heart makes a cheerful face, but when
the heart is sad, the spirit is broken." -Prov. 15:13
LOL ... ok, that is just wrong. Ha.
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Beth
Ha! Ha! Ha! I loved it!
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Thanks for sharing.
Hugs.
Kim
LOL! That is too funny!
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LOL!!!!!! I love it! But seriously, wouldn't it be awesome to be buried there and rise to meet Jesus from Jerusalem when He raptures His church?!
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Oh my, wouldn't you know!
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Cheryl
That one had me laughing out loud! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI read this to my husband who got a good chuckle from it.
ReplyDeleteLois
Oh Laurie...that is funny! I think! ha! No, it's funny! lol
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