"You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $150.00."
The man thought about it and told the undertaker that he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked him,
"Why would you spend $5,000.00 to send her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and it would only cost $150.00!"
The husband replied,
"Long ago, a man died here, and was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
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